Hot Sauce Coffin (Empty – holds a 5 oz. bottle)
Hot Sauce Coffin (Empty – holds a 5 oz. bottle)

Put whatever you want inside!


Who better to make your coffins than Victor "The Undertaker"?! Provide a final resting place for your OWN creepy concoction with this handmade, custom hot sauce coffin! Fill with Halloween candy! Use it to hold spooky trinkets! Purchase a plastic skeleton and give him a comfortable home. Use it for a creepy craft project! Have a pet funeral! The fun never ends! Handmade from rough cedar, hinged with an ornamental high-quality cabinet hinge and secured with a swing-arm clasp this coffin is the perfect, comfortable "last ride" for your favorite sauce or whatever else you want to put in it. For an additional $1.00, fill your coffin with "mausoleum moss" to protect your precious cargo. Holds one standard 5 oz. hot sauce bottle. Please refer to the inside dimensions information below for details. NOTE: Each coffin is unique and custom handmade by Victor "The Undertaker". Slight variations in the color and roughness of the 1/2" cedar are common. I try to select wood with character, knot-holes and interesting grain patterns.
 
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Wine Bottle Coffin
Wine Bottle Coffin

Carry your wine in spooky style!


Carry your wine in spooky style with this unique, custom wine bottle coffin! Handmade from rough cedar, hinged with 2 ornamental cabinet hinges and secured with a swing-arm clasp this coffin is the perfect, comfortable "last ride" for your favorite wine or other bottled beverage. Coffin comes filled with "mausoleum moss" to protect your precious cargo. Holds one standard 750ml bottle of wine or liquor. Please refer to the inside measurements photo or information below for details. Wine/liquor not included.
 
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Coffin Caddy – Fill it with 3 Bottles of Halloween Hot Sauce
Coffin Caddy – Fill it with 3 Bottles of Halloween Hot Sauce

Fill your coffin caddy with any 3 of our Main Halloween Hot Sauce Products


Carry your Halloween Hot Sauce to the party in spooky style! Choose any three of our Halloween Hot Sauce products to fill a handmade, cedar coffin-caddy! The coffin-caddy is handmade from 1/2" rough cedar and comes adorned with hand-stained, Halloween Hot Sauce labels! The hot sauce product descriptions are below.
 
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WITCH Wall Hanging
WITCH Wall Hanging

Coffee-stained, Framed, Aged


Coffee-stained, wall hanging prose by author Terry Pratchett from his book Wintersmith. Type was set, artwork printed out, coffee-stained, water-spattered and baked in the oven to "brown." Piece was framed and frame painted to look old, dusty, dirty and distressed. Image area is 7.5" x 9.5". Text reads: "A WITCH ought never be frightened in the darkest forest...because she should be sure in her soul that the most terrifying thing in the forest was her. ~TERRY PRATCHETT" I'm hoping that this looks like something one might find on the wall of an old, abandoned, 1690's era cabin. Frame is made from plastic a glass front. Frame can be hung on the wall or leaned against something. This frame odes not stand on its own. I'll make more of these! Thanks for looking!
 
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